Retraction: Toward a Unified Theory of High-Energy Metaphysics: Silly String Theory


Josiah CarberryDepartment of Psychoceramics, Brown University


http://0-dx.doi.org.brum.beds.ac.uk/10.5555/24242424x


Retraction Notice

Josiah Carberry wishes to retract this article (http://0-dx.doi.org.brum.beds.ac.uk/10.5555/12345678) as CERN’s LHC has since discovered that silly putty, not silly string is the fundamental base of the universe.
Sorry about that.